06-05-2014, 06:55 AM
If Amazon is smart they'll offer a large-screened AmazoPhon with no contract, $14.95 per month or $135 per year, incl a generous helping of data, texts, and unltd talk, subsidized by a prominent and awkwardly placed red Hotline button to re-order more stuff from the world of Amazon, another dedicated button for instant AmazoChat about the universe of their alluring products and the sub-universes of reviews and comments of those products, auto acceptance of near-daily texts offering Gold Box deals or whatever for more junk that you don't need, animated banner ads endlessly enticing you to upgrade to Prime Platinum+, special flashing Recommended For YOU instant graphics based on the first 3 characters of any word you type in, etc etc.
It's a brave new world a-comin'.
It's a brave new world a-comin'.