09-08-2014, 01:27 AM
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
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[quote=Randalls]It's a good thing Comcast doesn't run the fire department.
That's silly! I'm sure Comcast could make it a profitable operation.
Pay us $180 per month or we schedule an appointment to burn your Mom's house down at 7 PM Wednesday...
And of course... they will be late, and will then have to reschedule.
And when they do eventually show up again, it will turn out that they won't quite have just the right Accelerant in the truck.
The next time, they will have the right Accelerant, but the wrong nozzle.
If Comcast was in charge of the Fire Monopoly during the time of Nero, Rome would never have burned.
Eustace