Skinned knee, elbow, back... do chores today or tomorrow?

[Racer X]

you're M A V I C. Have the wife put on her Daisy Dukes, and do the oil change, as you sit in a lawn chair sipping a frosty cold beverage and "supervise"

Daisy did her own oil changes on her Jeep, BTW. She also had a Road Runner before that.