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[Racer X]

My neighbor is an electrician, and saves all the wire scraps. Once a year he runs a burn barrel and makes a massive greasy pall in his back yard. His yield usually pays for a 2 night weekend away with his wife. When I found this out, I quit complaining. At least he does it on windy days so it clears quickly.