Anchorage to Juneau, 14 hours by car. Canada and a ferry are involved. Most people fly instead.

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They... grow them special in Eagle River. Eagle River is one of the communities that make up the Municipality of Anchorage (bigger than Rhode Island!), which covers a bit over 1700 sq. mi. of land (what can we say, the mountains need their space).

One of the two Eagle River-Chugiak members of Anchorage Assembly members that Mrs. Z serves with is equally batshit - e.g.:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/20...nse-plate/

You'll be shocked (SHOCKED!) to learn that Reinbold and Allard are purportedly friends.