"He's just not that into you" and other dating woes

[Seacrest]

I would think that if he's enough of a loser to actually consider the speed dating ritual, then he's probably not that used to leaving his parents' basement and talking to girls, so it couldn't hurt to shoot him a non-committal missive to say "hi."

I would say more, but my Mom is calling me to come wash her feet. I gotta head upstairs.