02-07-2007, 07:11 PM
So these two guys are shipwrecked on an island where they've been captured by cannibals and staked to the ground.
From there, they can see the fire pits and cauldrons being set up for the eventual feast as the tribesmen work themselves up into a frenzy, dancing around them and performing unspeakable acts upon one another.
The chief speaks some English. He tells the men, "We are going to kill you and eat you, but our gods demand that we offer the choice of your death. You may choose to die in agony as we cut out your still-beating heart, or you may choose to die by snoo snoo."
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Sorry, the rest is NSFW.
From there, they can see the fire pits and cauldrons being set up for the eventual feast as the tribesmen work themselves up into a frenzy, dancing around them and performing unspeakable acts upon one another.
The chief speaks some English. He tells the men, "We are going to kill you and eat you, but our gods demand that we offer the choice of your death. You may choose to die in agony as we cut out your still-beating heart, or you may choose to die by snoo snoo."
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Sorry, the rest is NSFW.