02-07-2007, 11:30 PM
> The second declares that to spare his dignity, he would
> rather choose death. And the tribe declares "Death...by
> Oonga-boonga!""
Nonono...
The first one chooses snoo snoo and is sodomized by all of the male tribe members until after many hours of abuse he finally dies from internal hemorrhaging.
The chief walks up to the second man and asks him how he would like to die.
The second man says he'd like his heart cut out, please.
The chief looks at him with a great deal of sympathy and says, "Very well. We shall cut out your still-beating heart and eat your flesh. But first we snoo snoo!!"
> rather choose death. And the tribe declares "Death...by
> Oonga-boonga!""
Nonono...
The first one chooses snoo snoo and is sodomized by all of the male tribe members until after many hours of abuse he finally dies from internal hemorrhaging.
The chief walks up to the second man and asks him how he would like to die.
The second man says he'd like his heart cut out, please.
The chief looks at him with a great deal of sympathy and says, "Very well. We shall cut out your still-beating heart and eat your flesh. But first we snoo snoo!!"