Craigslist: English butchering at its best/worst

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http://allentown.craigslist.org/ele/1067921344.html

"But i have an iCraig that was 50 dollars when boughten which was two weeks ago."

boughten?

"It has the usual scraps and scuffs on the back other than tht its real nice. "

And we wonder why the USA is falling behind in the world.

Anyone else care to share your local CL language butchers? Feel free to link to labtops, or iPods with scrathes (or without), etc.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ele/1066956997.html

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/sys/1063871896.html