10-18-2008, 02:13 PM
miK. wrote:
Put on a white long sleeved button down shirt and tie.
Roll up your sleeves.
Draw circles under your eyes, spray water on your face for sweat, muss up your hair.
Carry a Wall St. Journal under your arm (may have to purchase).
Walk around with your head in your hands all night.
Boom... you are a desperate Wall St. trader.
This is really good. I could spray olive oil around the armpits too :-)