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[$tevie]

I am worried about the Jersey Devil. I think the Jersey Devil is working its way down to Baltimore by way of Rising Sun, Md. Some teenagers there recently saw it flying by their car and landing in a cornfield. And some of my neighbors' goats and chickens have gone missing. This is really bad news, as I am finding it harder and harder these days to assemble posses to combat flying monsters.