Would you like a recession proof job?

[Seacrest]

Funeral services are a recession-resistant business, but if there is over capacity, then the weaker fish will be forced out of the pond, just like in any other profession.

I still hope for a thinning of the ranks of crappy "local" TV reporters, though. I'm sure they could have rolled tape from the last recession and the one before that, and the one before that for that story.