Poll: you must pick ONE item for the zombie apocalypse

[msglee]

30-30: Helping bad fisherman eat since 1895.

[eustacetilley]

What a curiously close-minded set of options listed, as if there was only one point of view.
Please, think of the Zombies.

If the shoe was off the other foot, so to speak, and you find yourself one of the life-impaired, what would be the ONE thing that would make living death a little bit more enjoyable?

Perhaps, breath mints?




One scenario suggests videogames:




Also, this has been a rather gender-specific thread, what stylish Zombie would be without that One Little Black Dress?




A Zombie's life can be a lonely one, what better for company than a Zombie's Best Friend?




Eustace

[Paul F.]

You want to know what's truely horrific about that dog, Eustace?
It's a real dog...
Saw a video a few years back... he won the "Worlds ugliest dog" contest two years running.
I scares me that some other dog BEAT him...

[N-OS X-tasy!]

Ombligo wrote:
Okay, I'm going to go down eventually, so I want to go with a smile on my face.

So I'll take a tall, leggy redhead with no morals.

Zombified or non-zombified?

[eustacetilley]

N-OS X-tasy! wrote:
[quote=Ombligo]
Okay, I'm going to go down eventually, so I want to go with a smile on my face.

So I'll take a tall, leggy redhead with no morals.

Zombified or non-zombified?
How do you tell the difference?

Eustace

[Ombligo]

Paul F. wrote:
You want to know what's truely horrific about that dog, Eustace?
It's a real dog...
Saw a video a few years back... he won the "Worlds ugliest dog" contest two years running.
I scares me that some other dog BEAT him...

The dog was Sam.. he won three years running in 2005, 2006 and 2007. He died in 2007, so was never defeated. He is the ugly that all others are measured against.

[TheTominator]

eustacetilley wrote:
[quote=N-OS X-tasy!]
[quote=Ombligo]
Okay, I'm going to go down eventually, so I want to go with a smile on my face.

So I'll take a tall, leggy redhead with no morals.

Zombified or non-zombified?
How do you tell the difference?
It is confusing. They both want to :censor: your brains out.

[vision63]

Ombligo wrote:
[quote=Paul F.]
You want to know what's truely horrific about that dog, Eustace?
It's a real dog...
Saw a video a few years back... he won the "Worlds ugliest dog" contest two years running.
I scares me that some other dog BEAT him...

The dog was Sam.. he won three years running in 2005, 2006 and 2007. He died in 2007, so was never defeated. He is the ugly that all others are measured against.
I would love that doggie.

[Paul F.]

You sure wouldn't have to worry about children playing in your yard, salesmen coming to the door, Jehovahs witnesses.... or, you know, other humans, bothering you.
Just have Sam the Demon Hound show himself...

And thanks for the correction... I was close.

vision63 wrote:
[quote=Ombligo]
[quote=Paul F.]
You want to know what's truely horrific about that dog, Eustace?
It's a real dog...
Saw a video a few years back... he won the "Worlds ugliest dog" contest two years running.
I scares me that some other dog BEAT him...

The dog was Sam.. he won three years running in 2005, 2006 and 2007. He died in 2007, so was never defeated. He is the ugly that all others are measured against.
I would love that doggie.

[vision63]

I just need bullets for Paul F. Probably my safest bet. Also the best bet for successful marauding post-apocalypse.