These sayings are funny...

[GuyGene]

I like these things!

And, Yogi Berra. "That restaurant's too crowded. Nobody goes there". (Or was it backwards?)

[Dennis S]

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." - Mitch Hedberg

[Black]

"Honk honk!" - Harpo Marx

[eustacetilley]

One of the Great American Masters:

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/2...thy_Parker

A couple of the most famous:

“If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least bit surprised.”

"If you don't have something nice to say about someone, sit next to me."

Eustace

[srf1957]

Life is good: free food, warm pussy and then your born.