Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Racer X]

https://sports.yahoo.com/beijing-olympic...shocked003:

The fact that this happened to him once before, last year, makes my head spin with questions I'd LOVE to have answered.

I do know that temperature-wise, I don't recall a colder overall winter olympics. I think they are usually around 30ish F. Sometimes mid 30s and slushy. This time it was around 10F?

[NewtonMP2100]

...if it was frozen....then he couldn't.....fin(n)ish....??

[Racer X]

A whole new twist on, no glove, no love.

[Tiangou]

A handy excuse for a poor performance.

[Filliam H. Muffman]

I was in the pool cross-country race.

[Speedy]

I’m sure he can find a way to warm it naturally.

[davester]

Speedy wrote:
I’m sure he can find a way to warm it naturally.

But that would require a partner willing to endure probing with a frozen solid proboscis. Someone into S&M perhaps.

[btfc]

That guy needs a fleece codpiece.

[RAMd®d]

EMS to the rescue

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[RecipeForDisaster]

btfc wrote:
That guy needs a fleece codpiece.

Fleece Kodpiece is my new Finnish heavy metal band.