Friday Funnies: Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg

[RAMd®d]

The 'not tipping thank you' is great!

[pdq]

RAMd®d wrote:
Still, what triggered it and why does it persist?

...Just placing a snow penis on the hood of a car, and not stomping on the roof 'till it caves?

I am reminded of the following groaner I heard on a hop-on/hop-off bus tour where the guide pointed out a classical statue of a naked man, on a pedestal in a park:

The day they put it up, two nuns walked by.

The first one had a stroke.


The other one, poor dear, was too short and couldn't reach up that high.

[Thrift Store Scott]

gadje wrote:
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First one on the hood of the car: shape is OK but too short
The second one on the ground; lengths seems a little better but that conical shape ain’t right.
I was thinking the same.

If the point of the snow penises (penii?) was to throw uptight locals into an uproar over the winter equivalent of writing naughty words in chalk on a sidewalk, then mission accomplished.

[lost in space]

You may be overweight if you have to let out your bathrobe.

[RAMd®d]

The other one, poor dear, was too short and couldn't reach up that high.

I got a chuckle out of that.


First one on the hood of the car: shape is OK but too short
The second one on the ground; lengths seems a little better but that conical shape ain’t right.


I thought the first one might have been done by a woman — obvious attention to detail and proportions.

The second I figured was some guy's work – in a hurry to get it over with, and given to exaggeration without thought of function.