Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding

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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/disaste...ding-after

It's funny, let's not make this Political, OK?

[SteveG]

Bill Gates shows why Rule #5 is so important: Old White Guys Should Never Wear Shorts.

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Who is the Lady with Bill Gates?

[SrBigStuff]

The guy behind him may be worse.

Black shorts btw, not all shorts (although I hardly wear shorts, either).

[Fritz]

yea but how does she g0bble his kn0b?

that's my mum with Bill.  Free Windows 7 for everyone!

[AllGold]

Old guys (white or otherwise) get to wear whatever they want.

[SteveG]

Who is the Lady with Bill Gates?

Steve Ballmer after the surgery?

[RAMd®d]

Old guys (white or otherwise) get to wear whatever they want.

Exactly. 

I even wear tabis with my geta.

Anybody who doesn't like it can go pound salt where the sun don't shine.

I don't wear my pants above my stomach or white vinyl belts.

Or plaid paints.

I am not a savage.

[Lemon Drop2]

Who is the Lady with Bill Gates?


That is his girlfriend of 2 years, philanthropist Paula Hurd.

She was wearing a very serious diamond necklace at the welcome party, maybe she's the next Mrs.Gates. 

[macphanatic]

He could afford to have the shorts tailored a bit.