Friday Funnies - political

[PeterB]

TRUMP

I only have the best, you know, the very best chickens. And they all want to cross the road with me, you know, because I alone can save the chickens. And you know what else? The chickens, they all voted for me, because the chickens, the chickens, they know what's right, right? Chickens, who doesn't like chickens. Especially when they all voted for Trump. We all know they voted for Trump. Because chickens aren't losers.

[Janit]

Lock it up!

[Racer X]

oviduct miley-laughing001:

[Janit]

The chicken would like to acknowledge that he occupies the ancestral, traditional, and unceded lands of the dinosaurs, whose spirits have permeated this territory since before there were even roads.

[TheCaber]

oviduct? odd spelling of cloaca, there.

[btfc]

“ oviduct? odd spelling of cloaca, there. “


Ha!

Yes, cloaca is anatomically correct, but I chose oviduct because poetic license.

You do win today’s prize in barnyard biology, though.