03-04-2010, 07:46 PM
A guy goes hunting and sees a huge bear. He takes aim and squeezes the trigger but misses. The bear approaches the hunter, grabs him, and makes love to him before letting him go. So the hunter vows revenge. He goes out to the same spot the next day, sees the same bear, takes aim and fires. Again he misses and again the bear grabs him and makes love to him. The third day the hunter borrows a more powerful rifle and returns to the same spot. He gets the bear in his sights, shoots, and once again misses. At which point the bear says “You didn’t come here to hunt, did you?”